Angela. 20. English Lit Major. Writer. Fangirl. Dreamer. Realist. Amateur actress. Full time dork. Awkward. Liar.
Fact: My chiropractor nicknamed me “Mayhem” after this guy because I distract people from doing their jobs. It’s true. What can I say people enjoy talking to me.The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
No wait you missed my favorite one!
I ship him with Flo…
(via fredastairewaytoheaven)
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
