Angela. 20. English Lit Major. Writer. Fangirl. Dreamer. Realist. Amateur actress. Full time dork. Awkward. Liar.
“The least you can do is buy me a Quarter Pounder after I sucked your cock” is officially the one of the best lines from any fanfic ever
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WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?
Because, they’re free. Duh.
So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.
So what the hell do we have here?
There are three separate prizes here
AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS
Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.
This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome
YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS
Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set
My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.
This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!
WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?
EXACTLY.
The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.
This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.
This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party
WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:
- Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
- Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
- You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
- No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here
I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho
DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.
Oh, also:
*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.
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i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the cheek
was it loki and thor
WAS IT LOKI AND THOR
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Add in your own language
- English: I love you
- Slovak : Milujem ťa
- Thor: This girl, I like her. ANOTHER!
- Finnish: Rakastan sinua
- Slovenian: Ljubim te
- Danish: Jeg elsker dig
- Portuguese: Amo-te
- Tagalog: Mahal kita
- Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
- Somali: Dhillo iska amus
- Arabic: Ana bahebak
- Chinese: 我爱你
- Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
- Polish: Kocham cię
- Albanian: Te dua
- Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
- Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
- Greek: Σε αγαπώ
- Irish (Gaelic): Táim i' ngrá leat
- Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
- Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
- Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
- Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
- Dean: Don't ever change.
- Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
- Hungarian: Szeretlek
- Persian: Doostet daram
- Turkish: Seni seviyorum
- Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
- Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
- Italian: Ti amo~
- Nightwing: Touch my ass
- Robin: Kiss my fist
- Spanish: Te amo
- French: Je t'aime
- Ukrainian: Я люблю тебе.
- German: Ich liebe dich
- Bengali: Ami tumake bhalobashi
- Loki: Never doubt that I love you
- Hulk: Hulk love you. You are Hulk's.
- Writer: I love you as much more than the sun loves the ocean, the grass loves the breeze, and the heat loves the rain.
- Me (vivalaminus) : asldkfjdlgkgdfkdmfsfsmfsfsqdlkjq !
- Coldplay: You know, you know I love you so
- Hiddlestoners: I HATE YOU
- Carly Rae Jepsen: Call Me Maybe
- James: And, if you happen to remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me. And that you made my life a happy one, and there’s no tragedy in that
- Bulgarian: Обичам те (Obicham te)
- Sherlock: Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
- Castiel: We do share a more profound bond.
- John: Oh god, yes.
- AmeCan: Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder.
- Natasha Romanoff: There's no time for romance, we have shit to avenge.
