tbh it probably IS terrible to make fun of the way bumpersniff crabbercatch looks in the sense that it’s petty and judgmental and high school to judge anyone for the way they look but like he and the people who put him on a weird dick-based pedestal don’t care that he is a sexist classist racist shit no matter how well-typed your internet lectures are so like, i think it probably evens out if we’re allowed to keep saying his head looks like if a shark fucked a styrofoam cup
#They look like sassy Dad’s dropping their child off at his/her first day of school #Benedict is being all emotional and protective because he probs tied the child’s shoe laces and swiped a tissue across it’s runny nose before patting it’s back #whereas Matt is all #GO ON YA LIL’ SCALLYWAG! #KICK THEM BULLIES ASS! #before nudging Bene gently as if #for support
you do not understand how beautiful these tags are
i ship it
I don’t ship them I don’t ship them I don’t- Damn it.