starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to...
fluffito: omgwoah: favorite ever this made my day c:
substitute-personality asked: Hey, you are supposed to be studying for the English final! ahaha. I am trying to focus but I can't!!!
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to...
Nothing says "I like you a lot" like a hand around...
illogical-tribble: iflops: Basic plot of every Star Trek episode: Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so— Spock: *insert sass here* McCoy: *insert more sass here* Kirk: *goes and does the thing* Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around* Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia* Sulu: *sass engaged at warp...
circumcisions: reblog if your url is your name in real life
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
thehunterandhisfallenangel: definitelyafangirl: patruelesfratresomnes: donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking. i need oxygEn
tips for crying
- let yourself cry - drink plenty of water or you might get a headache and the cry will feel more like a punishment than a catharsis - if you wipe away tears before they can fall down your cheeks maybe think about that. your tears are not an inconvenience you do not need to minimize them. - let yourself cry
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4. I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
bloodysigils: do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
high-functioningginger: You’re insane and twisted in the best possible ways. You have a wonderful, though morbid sense of humour. And you’ve been very understanding and supportive in our time of need. Taking all of this into account I think it’s appropriate to say “Welcome to the family” Sincerely, The Sherlock,Doctor Who and Supernatural Fandoms. PS. 97% of us are perfectly delightful...
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
syrensphynxwitchtier: ishaloveshardcore: slowlydescending: forgottenwinterfrost: MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself. ^thats the fucking spirit!!!!! I reblog this every time I see it
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
kripke-is-my-king: professionalcrazyfangirl: polerin: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. FUCKING BOOKS. If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
When you watch most of the audience walk out of a...
titancia: fourlittlehobbits: when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween I’m currently in the “taking a month to read 200” phase.
jacnoc: candymandie: ‘get back in the kitchen’ sure be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in I’ll go back in the kitchen but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
slow clap for the Doctor Who editing team in the...
trustyourtennant: it was gorgeous
Reblog if you're a Sherlockian, then check your...
purpletreeblossoms: You’ll see why soon enough.
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
Reblog if your a hunter then check your ask.
blond-demon: blond-demon: You’ll see soon enough. Guys what are you doing this was only supposed to get five notes No matter, you will all still get the ask *Sigh*
bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher there is more than one kind of cool if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you not all food is edible who cares
egberts: im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
thewonderlessyears: i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr